1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:16,391 You know... 4 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:17,308 I tell ya. 5 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:20,437 Old habits, they die hard, don't they? 6 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,273 Especially when it comes to dating, you know? 7 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:24,858 The other day I went to take out this girl, 8 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:25,942 I went to open the car door for her, 9 00:00:26,025 --> 00:00:27,861 and what do you know, force of habit, 10 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:29,696 I accidentally opened the trunk. 11 00:00:29,779 --> 00:00:33,784 (Audience loudly laughing) 12 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,994 Next thing I know, the girl in the trunk, 13 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:37,621 she gets up and runs away. 14 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:41,291 (Audience loudly laughing) 15 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:45,962 The girl's standing there going, "who's that?" 16 00:00:46,045 --> 00:00:48,006 I was like, "jealous already?" 17 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:50,550 (Audience loudly laughing) 18 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,051 This is a bad sign. 19 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:50,610 - Today is September 20th, 2020. 20 00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:51,861 This is my first 21 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:54,864 video depression blog. 22 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:03,290 Completed my last film in 2018. 23 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:04,666 And since that time, 24 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,503 I haven't had a creative idea since 25 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:13,591 other than creative ideas on how I can maybe kill myself. 26 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:18,888 I'm consumed with dark thoughts. 27 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:24,310 And my doctor tells me it's just situational. 28 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,564 He doesn't actually think that 29 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:28,982 there's anything wrong with me 30 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:30,859 other than clinical depression, but, 31 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:34,654 I think there's something 32 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:36,907 much more serious going on, you know? 33 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,575 There's just too many highs, too many lows, 34 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:41,035 too many mids, it's gotta be bipolar. 35 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:46,625 So I wanna keep tabs on things. 36 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,460 I have lost weight. 37 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:50,796 I'm actually only 14 pounds overweight right now. 38 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,881 I used to be 35, so, 39 00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:55,508 it's not a good sign. 40 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:00,972 My hope is that by exploring the depths of despair, 41 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:03,850 maybe I can get inspired again 42 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:08,897 and be able to share something with you that's beautiful. 43 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:15,612 - [David] Sorry, do you need to film me 44 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:16,738 for your video journal? 45 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:18,281 - [Gerry] Do you mind? 46 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:20,325 'Cause you're my roommate and I need your perspective. 47 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:21,910 So if that's cool, 48 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:24,495 what have you noticed about me recently, David? 49 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:27,165 - Aside from the usual, 50 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:29,167 you don't do anything around the house. 51 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:30,836 When was last time you cleaned the bathroom? 52 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:34,130 Have you seen the sink up there, for god's sakes? 53 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:36,174 And you know, I really don't appreciate, 54 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:39,845 speaking of the bathroom, you freaking out on me last time. 55 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,763 - [Gerry] Hey, look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay? 56 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:44,933 I, honest to god, I, you know how I enjoy my baths 57 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:47,352 and you just, you kept knocking, dude, so. 58 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:49,771 - What kind of grown man takes baths? 59 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:53,275 Look, I'm going away for six weeks, I'm gonna go pack. 60 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:54,651 - [Gerry] Oh, hey, have a great trip, David. 61 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:55,902 And listen, when you get back, 62 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:57,821 feel free to knock on the door 63 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,614 as much as you like in the bathroom 64 00:03:59,697 --> 00:04:01,408 because I don't mind, it's totally cool. 65 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:02,993 - Great, and you know what? 66 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,619 You know what else would be fantastic? 67 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:06,413 If you stop watching me when I sleep, 68 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,248 that would be just awesome. 69 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:11,001 - I really don't know why he had to bring that up. 70 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,502 But come to think of it, 71 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:13,753 I guess "murder box" wasn't 72 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:15,797 really my last creative endeavor. 73 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:17,632 It was that YouTube channel, 74 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:20,260 "dressed as Gerald Gerald Geraldson." 75 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:22,387 Unfortunately, because of the depression, 76 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:25,015 well, I was drinking a lot at the time 77 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,057 and I passed out. 78 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:29,310 Just so happens I also sleep walk. 79 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:32,063 It's a disease. 80 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,319 Have a good trip. 81 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,112 - Jesus, you're still fucking filming. 82 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:41,448 - [Gerry] I just wanted you to know that when you get back, 83 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:44,075 you can expect a residual check for "murder box". 84 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,160 - Great, I can finally get 85 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:47,203 that cup of coffee I always wanted. 86 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:50,498 Really, you're still fucking filming? 87 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:53,335 Look, do you... - I want an honest opinion. 88 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:56,046 - All right, you want my opinion of what I think about you? 89 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,672 - [Gerry] Yes, please. 90 00:04:57,755 --> 00:05:01,175 - I think you're acting a little nuts 91 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,053 and I think when I'm gone, 92 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,763 you should find something to preoccupy you, 93 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:07,098 get engaged with something, maybe a, 94 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:11,019 schedule a couple sessions with that therapist, all right? 95 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:14,731 And stop hanging out with that idiot, Darren. 96 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,566 When you two guys are together, 97 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:19,861 you're like fucking children, it's horrifying. 98 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:23,531 You know what? 99 00:05:24,782 --> 00:05:26,493 When I get back, 100 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,786 I hope that the person you are today 101 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:33,416 is different from the person you will be. 102 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:34,500 You could be better. 103 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:40,048 - It's October the second, 2020. 104 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,384 This is like my second video journal entry. 105 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:46,471 Okay, I woke up last night, three o'clock in the morning, 106 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:47,764 the witching hour. 107 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:51,017 My computer screen just turns on. 108 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:54,479 My desktop computer screen, which was off. 109 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:56,856 I think the desktop may have been off as well, 110 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:58,733 the actual tower. 111 00:05:58,816 --> 00:06:01,778 Anyways, whole system just turns on. 112 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:06,366 Gerald Gerald Geraldson is on the screen, 113 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,701 playing to a sold-out crowd. 114 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:11,287 This is a show from like 2007 115 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,832 that I barely remember even doing. 116 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,668 It was something that was shot on like mini DV, 117 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:19,837 way back in the day when I conceived the character. 118 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:25,802 It was unnerving, to say the least. 119 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:28,763 So this is what I'm talking about here. 120 00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:30,682 Like, am I certifiable? 121 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:32,559 Did this even happen? 122 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:35,770 I can't find the video anywhere, I don't know where it is. 123 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:37,814 It's not on the desktop, I can't find it. 124 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,232 I've been searching for it. 125 00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:44,070 But it must be there, it has to be. 126 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:45,988 Logically, the video has to be there. 127 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:50,869 I've been looking online, I can't find any information. 128 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:53,038 Are there viruses that can like turn this on? 129 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:56,124 Can just turn your computer on, play random videos? 130 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:57,459 Can video files get infected? 131 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,127 I don't know. 132 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,838 I've just got this podcast now. 133 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,841 I was doing some depression blogs on the weekend 134 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,843 and I thought, you know what? 135 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,888 I'm an interesting guy, why don't I do a podcast? 136 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,306 Welcome to the "murder box podcast." 137 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,349 My name is Gerry Geraldson. 138 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:19,355 Gerald Varga, Varga is just my director's name. 139 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,858 So yeah, I directed "murder box". 140 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:23,443 There's been some reviews. 141 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:25,612 I'm just gonna pick a random review here. 142 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,989 I'm gonna spin the reviews like, you know, 143 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:31,326 and then just land on one and read it, okay? 144 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:33,452 So here we go. 145 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:35,371 All right. 146 00:07:36,455 --> 00:07:39,417 Oh, well, unfortunately we landed on, 147 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:42,003 on a one out of 10, and it says, 148 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:44,213 "I really hated this flick." 149 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:49,260 All right, please welcome to the show, Mr. Jimmy Gannon. 150 00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:51,304 This is the co-producer of "murder box". 151 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:53,890 Co-writer, one of the co-stars. 152 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,350 What do you think the main differences are 153 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:58,061 between doing a found footage film and a narrative film? 154 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,563 Like what would you say are the key differences? 155 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:04,609 - Yeah, I feel like, I feel found footage is actually harder 156 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:08,070 to make than a narrative, a cinematic film. 157 00:08:09,238 --> 00:08:12,700 And the reason is because with found footage, 158 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:15,703 you're a little bit restricted because you're gonna, 159 00:08:15,786 --> 00:08:17,956 you have to work within these guidelines 160 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:22,877 of making it look real, making it look like one take. 161 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:27,966 Making it look like you don't have all this film equipment 162 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:30,135 and lighting equipment and audio equipment. 163 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,386 So I mean, you know what you should do, 164 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:33,263 you should be teaching people 165 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,140 how to make found footage movies. 166 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:36,349 Why don't you start your own YouTube channel 167 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:37,517 and teach others how to do it? 168 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,685 - Remember Darren from "murder box"? 169 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,061 He actually said he'd liked to work on something. 170 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:42,313 So maybe I can give him a call. 171 00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:44,566 - Yeah, well, I don't know, man. 172 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:47,819 I think, look, no disrespect to Darren. 173 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:51,656 He's a great actor and he helped us out on "murder box", 174 00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:53,741 at last minute, but, I don't know, man, 175 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:55,827 I don't, I don't, I don't like him. 176 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,579 I think you should, 177 00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:58,913 I reckon you should find someone else to help you. 178 00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:01,291 - Oh, you're still mad about that nose comment? 179 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,459 I mean, I know, some people, 180 00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:07,463 they just don't know how to react in awkward situations. 181 00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:10,550 And you got to admit that when I first had the operation 182 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:14,053 on my nose after the cancer, it looked pretty harsh. 183 00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:16,764 And some people just like to say 184 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:17,974 what they see in front of them, right? 185 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:20,685 They just say what's there, and that's just, 186 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:23,146 that was just his way of making light of it. 187 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,356 - You were a bit sensitive about it, 188 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:27,609 which is fair enough, and he didn't care. 189 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:28,943 He just like had a go at you anyway. 190 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:31,613 He picked on you, he teased you about your nose. 191 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:34,949 I think it went too far and I don't think he's a good guy. 192 00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:37,368 I think he's bad news, man, I think you should, 193 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:38,953 I don't think you should hang out with hm anymore. 194 00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:40,496 You should find some new friends. 195 00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:41,331 - Well, geez, I definitely don't think I want him 196 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,625 to see this podcast, I'll tell you that, that's... 197 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,418 - oh, dude... - but, hey, you know what? 198 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:47,003 The way I see it is, 199 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:51,758 you know what, I've come to terms with the way I look. 200 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:55,470 I've accepted the way I look and I just think 201 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:56,471 I'm just the type of guy 202 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,264 that no one else wants to look like, 203 00:09:58,347 --> 00:10:00,600 and that's just the kind of guy I am. 204 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,477 So hey, it is what it is. 205 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,730 Let's face it, nobody would want to look like this, but. 206 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:07,148 - Man, you're being way too harsh on yourself. 207 00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:08,816 You're a good looking guy. 208 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:11,444 - Well, thanks man, I appreciate it. 209 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:13,571 Look, it was great having you on the show, Jimmy. 210 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:16,616 Thanks for checking out the "murder box" podcast. 211 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,910 This has been my guest, Jimmy Gannon, 212 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,578 and we'll see you next week. 213 00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:22,913 Remember, it ain't easy being creepy. 214 00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:26,042 All right 215 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:30,213 today is October the fourth, 2020, 216 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:34,091 this is my journal entry, try some new makeup today. 217 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,428 See if I can get rid of some of the redness. 218 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,274 Hmm.. 219 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:03,621 It's actually not bad. 220 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,752 Number one horror man, Gerry, 221 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,235 fucking cars. (Car softly rustling) 222 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:14,549 Number one horror man, Gerry Geraldson here with another 223 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:18,135 found footage how-to video, (Engine loudly rumbling) 224 00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:20,679 And that's my pal, Darren. 225 00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:30,898 Oh, thanks for making it. 226 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:32,775 - Fuck, dude, sorry, sorry, man. 227 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,236 - [Gerry] Hey, that's all right. 228 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:37,947 You are like an hour late, but that's okay. 229 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,824 - Sorry man, fucking slept in. - Eh, no worries. 230 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:40,741 It's all good. 231 00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:43,411 Cool. - All right, 232 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,038 so what are you want to do? 233 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,664 - [Gerry] Well, we're gonna just do 234 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,291 the found footage how-to video. 235 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,625 That's the plan. - Okay. 236 00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:51,377 - [Gerry] That's the idea. 237 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,546 - All right, no, that's good. 238 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:54,464 Where, down here? 239 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,132 - [Gerry] Yeah, yeah, we'll just be all over the place. 240 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,717 We're just gonna go, 241 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,553 dude, it's like, it's like fucking 10 242 00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:01,679 in the morning, man. - Whatever, whatever. 243 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:02,596 - It's 10 am. 244 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,099 It's all good. 245 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,519 Just like any good found footage film, 246 00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:11,564 like "paranormal activity" or "the Blair witch project," 247 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:16,152 after you build a little bit of tension, you want to have 248 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:20,990 those small payoffs. (Stick softly crunches) 249 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:22,992 What was that? 250 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:23,993 Did you hear that? 251 00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:25,953 I heard something. 252 00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:29,915 Very subtle, nothing big. 253 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:35,129 Because what happens at the end of the film, 254 00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:36,923 that's what's big, that's your... 255 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,340 (wood softly knocks) Whoa! 256 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:41,427 Holy shit. 257 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:46,015 You can record some of your sound on site. 258 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,725 But what you want to do is you want to record it 259 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,477 from the actual distance that it happens. 260 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,479 Darren, please, Darren. 261 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:55,024 Thank you, you want to record it from the actual distance 262 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,361 where it takes place on camera. 263 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:02,365 So if there's a bump that happens in the night, 264 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,576 right down there behind that tree, 265 00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:08,996 we want to record that behind that tree. 266 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:11,707 And then we can dub it in later if we need to, okay? 267 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:16,378 So I like to do my foley sound effects onsite. 268 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:22,760 So yeah, you just grab some sticks. 269 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:25,721 Some people it's all about Hollywood, not for me. 270 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,016 I'm not a guy that wants to go to Hollywood. 271 00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:31,144 I'm in this because I like pure cinema. 272 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,062 Found footage filmmaking is pure cinema. 273 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,272 I'm telling you right now it is, it's pure. 274 00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:38,859 All right, so it's very simple. 275 00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:44,532 You record your sound effects. 276 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:47,785 Here we go, just like this, right? 277 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:48,703 (Wood softly knocks) 278 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:53,123 Ow, fuck, shit, that just came to my eye, man, fuck. 279 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,502 Christ, man, I just got that in my eye. 280 00:13:58,462 --> 00:13:59,922 Okay, I'm all right, I'm okay. 281 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,090 - [Darren] No, you're pretty deep in there, man. 282 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,341 I think you're gonna have to... 283 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:03,176 - I'm all right, no, my eye's okay. 284 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,552 It just freaked me out. 285 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:07,722 So here we go, sound effects. 286 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,098 You want to get a good 287 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:12,268 bang, bang, bang, right? (Wood softly knocking) 288 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,394 Get some good sounds. 289 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:16,689 How's that sound, Darren? 290 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,109 Sound good? - It sounds like a stick, yup. 291 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:22,528 - Yup, okay, now Darren, 292 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:24,655 Darren, what I wanna do, I want you to do now, 293 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:29,368 and for the viewers on YouTube, what we're doing here, 294 00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:31,954 I'm gonna now simulate the sound 295 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,081 of someone running behind a tree. 296 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,626 So it's a scene in a found footage movie 297 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,002 where the camera, you hear someone, 298 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:40,922 it sounds like they go (softly mimics whip) Behind a tree. 299 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:41,881 And what we're gonna do is we're gonna 300 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,967 actually film that happening, okay, here it goes. 301 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:48,345 All right, here's the sound effect, you ready? 302 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:53,851 (Leaves softly shuffling) 303 00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:56,229 You get that? 304 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,355 - [Darren] Sounded real, man. 305 00:14:57,438 --> 00:15:00,107 - Okay, great, we got it, Darren, we're good. 306 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:03,778 Yeah, I think we're, 307 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,946 (branch softly crunches) Fuck, Jesus, man. 308 00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,491 What do you think, Darren? 309 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:11,994 - Um... - Not bad, or? 310 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,162 - [Darren] Yeah, I'd watch it. 311 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,163 - You'd watch it, yeah? 312 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:18,083 Okay, I guess, what we could do now is let's, you know what? 313 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,712 I feel good about that, let's do... 314 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,298 A lot of people talk shit about found footage films 315 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:27,009 and say they can't stand the shaky cam effect. 316 00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,262 Well, thanks to in-body image stabilization, 317 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,512 it's no longer an issue. 318 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,558 Come towards me and let's go. 319 00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,811 - Tomorrow, and tomorrow, 320 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,440 and tomorrow creeps in this... - Darren, I just, 321 00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,568 I just need you to walk, look at the... 322 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,236 - petty pace from day to day - Darren, we're not doing 323 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,612 Shakespeare for this, I just need you to... 324 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,573 - to the last syllable of recorded time- 325 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,116 - [Gerry] I just want to show them the 326 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,325 stabilization of the camera... - And all our yesterdays 327 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,035 have lighted fools, the way to dusty death. 328 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:53,911 - [Gerry] Darren? 329 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:55,413 - She should have died hereafter, okay. 330 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:56,289 - [Gerry] Now for this one, I want you 331 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,582 to just stare really intently. 332 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:58,499 - [Darren] Okay. 333 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,128 - [Gerry] As you can see, this is fairly stable. 334 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,297 It's not really shaky at all. 335 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,924 - Tomorrow, and tomorrow... - and this is... 336 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:08,426 - and tomorrow. - No, no, no, no. 337 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:11,095 - We're just gonna do... - creeps in this petty pace 338 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,597 from day to day. - Just look intense, no, 339 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,806 we're not doing Shakespeare. - The last syllable 340 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,391 of recorded time. (Gerald softly sighs) 341 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,674 - That is the last syllable, thank you, okay, let's go. 342 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,151 - Oh, yeah. 343 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,110 - [Gerry] Beauty. 344 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,366 Oh, this is nice. - Okay. 345 00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,328 - [Gerry] Look at that tree, man. 346 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,079 Holy, look at that thing. 347 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,664 - Fuck, you could kill somebody down here, man. 348 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:39,623 Nobody would know. 349 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,793 Let's do some Shakespeare down here, man. 350 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:48,674 - We got to work on the shots I had planned. 351 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,259 One thing that's really important too 352 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,303 is that you understand the difference 353 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,513 between the foreground and the background 354 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:55,973 and how to utilize them. 355 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:18,329 - Is this a dagger I see before my hand, 356 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,539 its handle toward my hand? 357 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,669 - Now, one thing that I've discovered, 358 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,170 and this is from my previous film 359 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,088 of doing "murder box", (Darren softly mumbling) 360 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,715 Is that it's really effective to have a forward 361 00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,593 and backwards-facing mic, do you mind Darren? 362 00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:35,346 I'm trying to do this sound demo. 363 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,263 Can you hold on, please? 364 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,598 We'll get to it, okay? 365 00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,226 Darren, Darren, are we good? 366 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,979 Start again now, (softly sighs) 367 00:17:44,062 --> 00:17:47,233 You know, this is so, you're just throwing me off, man. 368 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,567 I can't concentrate now. 369 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:51,112 Now we have a plane. (Plane softly humming) 370 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,071 Now we got to wait for the plane. 371 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:55,157 I coulda got the shot had you not started mumbling away 372 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,450 into your soliloquy. 373 00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,912 - I have two words for you. 374 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,497 What would Kubrick do? 375 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,874 - So if I speak into the camera, 376 00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,209 facing the camera, we have the- 377 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,962 - "if I speak into the camera, this is what," 378 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:11,841 (Darren softly mumbling) 379 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,092 I'll be over here, man. 380 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,136 I'll just, I'm gonna go up this way. 381 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,779 (Darren softly snickering) - Thank you. 382 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,056 - [Darren] No problem, man, I just, 383 00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:20,307 I need you to have your moment. 384 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,101 - [Gerry] Yeah, okay, you'll get yours. 385 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,270 - Yeah. (Softly snickering) - Okay. 386 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,480 Okay, so if... - I'm gonna fire up my bike. 387 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,987 - By having a shotgun mic in the front and the back, 388 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:36,282 it's critical to capture your sound from both directions. 389 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,367 So I'm now talking into the front mic, 390 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,077 now I'm turning around, I'm talking 391 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,162 into the back mic. - Back to front, 392 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,288 front to back. - We're in the front, 393 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,247 we're in the back. (Darren loudly mumbling) 394 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,291 We're now in the back of the camera, 395 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,084 speaking behind the camera. 396 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,169 We're now in front of the camera 397 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,379 and we're speaking in front of the camera, and... 398 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,839 - toe of frog. - Darren is speaking 399 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,674 to the side of the camera, Darren! 400 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,893 When you're building tension 401 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,394 in your found footage movie, 402 00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:08,188 it is absolutely critical 403 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,818 that you have very, very, very long shots in your movie 404 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:20,784 where absolutely zero happens. 405 00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:26,665 Oh, okay. 406 00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,709 (Gerald loudly yelps) Shit. 407 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,963 Dude, don't scare me like that. 408 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,383 - See that? 409 00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,593 - [Gerry] See what? 410 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:38,510 - Fucking scary. 411 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,095 Bear. 412 00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:43,015 - What are you looking at? 413 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:47,811 - [Gerry] Holy shit! 414 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,069 Darren? 415 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,153 Hey, Darren? 416 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,322 Hey, wait up, dude. 417 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:05,787 - Hey! - Hey! 418 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:08,498 Man. 419 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:16,798 Well, Darren's decided that's it for the day. 420 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,178 I feel like I'm not done, I just, I don't know. 421 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:22,638 I just feel like I'm just getting started. 422 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:26,183 So I'm gonna come back later tonight. 423 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:33,899 One of the issues you run into 424 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,234 with found footage filmmaking, 425 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,777 well, any kind of filmmaking, really, 426 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:39,905 is issues with low light, 427 00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:42,533 especially with these type of consumer, 428 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,493 prosumer-grade cameras. 429 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,455 So I ordered this new video light online 430 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:52,250 and we're gonna test it out, see how it works. 431 00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:59,717 I can't see much. 432 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,303 If you wanna make found footage movies, 433 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:03,762 you gotta live these woods. 434 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,767 This is about as bw as it gets. 435 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,102 Just think about all the, 436 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:13,981 think about all the crimes that happened in the woods. 437 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:19,653 All the pagan sacrifices, (Branches softly crunching) 438 00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:20,570 Rapes, 439 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:23,907 murders. 440 00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:29,413 This is definitely not the best video light for the job. 441 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,042 But it's something. 442 00:21:41,299 --> 00:21:43,552 You just gotta think about how old this forest is. 443 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,430 It must be 2000 years old. 444 00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:50,517 I don't know, I don't know 445 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,602 what the fuck I'm doing out here anyway. 446 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:54,521 Fuck! 447 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,400 (Gerald loudly grunting) Fuck! 448 00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,235 (Man softly laughing) 449 00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:01,778 What the fuck, man? 450 00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:04,614 You crazy fucking cunt! 451 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,160 Are you out of your fucking mind, man? 452 00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:09,286 - [Darren] Got you, man. 453 00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:12,247 - Jesus Christ, how long have you been out here? 454 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,586 (Loudly grunting) Hey, whoa! 455 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:21,090 Fuck, dude, stop, stop that shit, man, seriously, fuck! 456 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,509 - It's fucking funny, man, see? 457 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:24,760 See, that shit... - oh, god! 458 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,220 - That's what you needed "murder box", man. 459 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:27,930 Fuck, that's funny. 460 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,139 - Fucking jump scares? - Your face... 461 00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:30,265 - [Gerry] Jump scares? 462 00:22:30,348 --> 00:22:31,809 - Yeah totally, man, totally... - I don't fucking like 463 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,143 jump scares, I don't want jump scares... 464 00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:34,561 (Darren loudly grunts) Hey! 465 00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:35,396 Fucking, Darren! - Hey, whatever, 466 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:36,981 it's a mask, man, it's a mask, big deal. 467 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,691 - [Gerry] Yeah, it's a mask from a great fucking movie, 468 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:39,608 a great movie. 469 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,860 - It's a movie, you know? 470 00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:44,488 It's a movie, it's, you got a movie, fuck. 471 00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:45,990 - [Gerry] Why you gotta put down my achievements, man? 472 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:46,949 It was a good movie. 473 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,326 Other movies have millions of dollars for marketing. 474 00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:51,495 I don't have millions of dollars, Darren. 475 00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:52,579 It was a good movie. 476 00:22:54,122 --> 00:22:54,956 - Yeah. 477 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:00,546 - [Gerry] I can't believe you'd say that 478 00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:02,005 about "murder box," man. 479 00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,384 The reviews were good, man, the reviews were great. 480 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:06,927 Could you slow down please? 481 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:10,138 Jesus Christ, dude, I'll break my frickin' neck here. 482 00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:14,685 - Try to provide light. 483 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,186 I guess you got a flashlight. 484 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,523 Fuck. 485 00:23:19,606 --> 00:23:20,649 - [Gerry] I mean 6.2. 486 00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:22,067 - Oh, fuck, are you still on that? 487 00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:23,736 - Six point, dude... - fuck. 488 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:26,404 - [Gerry] It got 6.2 on imdb. 489 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,574 I mean, sure, there's not a lot of reviews, 490 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,200 but still, it's pretty good. 491 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:32,953 The critics loved it. 492 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:35,914 They did, I know there's only a few of them, 493 00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:37,999 but they loved it, okay, they liked it. 494 00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:42,921 I just don't know why you're so unappreciative, you know? 495 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,340 I put my heart and soul into that 496 00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:48,177 and your performance was singled out, people liked you. 497 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,346 That was some good exposure for you, man, you know? 498 00:23:51,429 --> 00:23:53,557 What, you think you're gonna get that with "Macbeth"? 499 00:23:58,061 --> 00:23:59,480 What'd your girlfriend think of it? 500 00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,231 - She didn't watch it. 501 00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:02,441 - [Gerry] Really? 502 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,484 What kind of girlfriend doesn't watch your movie? 503 00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:08,697 What about your ex-girlfriend? 504 00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:10,740 What'd she think? 505 00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:16,496 - Fuck off. (Gerald softly laughing) 506 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:20,667 - [Gerry] Yeah, you're right. 507 00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:24,254 Maybe "murder box" wasn't the greatest film, 508 00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:27,216 but I don't know, it's probably the best movie 509 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:28,050 you've ever been in. 510 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,928 I mean, considering the films you've been in 511 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:33,013 from looking at your filmography. 512 00:24:34,472 --> 00:24:36,058 - Just. (Gerald softy laughing) 513 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:37,726 - [Gerry] Think I could do Shakespeare? 514 00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:39,103 - Fuck, anybody can do Shakespeare. 515 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:40,437 Fuck, Keanu does it. 516 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,856 - [Gerry] Oh, Keanu Reeves, I love Keanu Reeves. 517 00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:44,066 - Yeah, most people do. 518 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:45,359 - [Gerry] Yeah, I'm not sure he has 519 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:47,027 a pretty high opinion of me. 520 00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:48,821 - Yeah, he talks about you every morning. 521 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:52,449 (Gerald softly chuckling) 522 00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:54,409 - Gerry Geraldson here. 523 00:24:54,492 --> 00:24:56,620 We're about to go on adventure number two. 524 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,290 (Car door softly clicks) (Car door softly beeping) 525 00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:01,208 I'm excited. 526 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,464 But one problem. 527 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:10,634 I bought this car six months ago. 528 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:13,929 It's 2016. 529 00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:15,805 It's not supposed to break down yet. 530 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:22,646 Just like I'm not supposed to get skin cancer at my age. 531 00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:25,941 Oh, well, my life is shit. 532 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,235 Okay man, what's up? 533 00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:30,654 - You ready? 534 00:25:31,529 --> 00:25:33,574 - [Gerry] I'm not feeling so well today, man. 535 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:35,367 Why don't we have the camera? 536 00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:37,953 - Trust me, man, I'm gonna change your life today. 537 00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:41,248 I'm gonna change your life, come on, man. 538 00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:45,377 - Okay, buddy, okay. - Come on, man, come on. 539 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:49,631 I've been thinking about this for weeks. 540 00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:51,674 You've been going through some hard times, right? 541 00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:53,927 - [Gerry] A shitty time, yeah. 542 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,472 - I know your car died, right? 543 00:25:57,555 --> 00:25:58,307 So, it's $3000. - I'll get it fixed 544 00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,349 in a couple of weeks. 545 00:25:59,432 --> 00:26:01,393 - Okay, yeah, but still, it's $3,000, right? 546 00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:03,478 - [Gerry] Yeah, how much longer are we gonna be doing this? 547 00:26:03,561 --> 00:26:05,939 Like I'm seriously, I don't feel that great. 548 00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:06,773 - Gerry... 549 00:26:06,856 --> 00:26:07,774 - [Gerry] I kinda just wanna go have a drink. 550 00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:10,944 - Gerry, we're building suspense, all right? 551 00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:13,947 Okay, so, let's stop here, let's just wait, okay? 552 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:16,366 Can I take the camera? 553 00:26:16,449 --> 00:26:17,784 - [Gerry] Why? 554 00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:19,161 - I just want to show you something. 555 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:19,995 I just need your reaction, all right? 556 00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:22,456 Thanks man, okay, so just, just trust me. 557 00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:23,332 So if you see... 558 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:24,208 - Is this your dad's car? - Right beside you, 559 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:25,667 yeah, that's my dad's car and you know what? 560 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:26,793 And now it's now it's... 561 00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:27,628 - it still runs? 562 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:28,503 - [Darren] Now it's your car. 563 00:26:28,586 --> 00:26:29,671 Yes, it does run, and it's your car, dude. 564 00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:31,173 - Oh, wow. - You made it, ger. 565 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:32,299 You made it, man. - What, I made it? 566 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:33,508 - Yeah, you can have this car. 567 00:26:33,591 --> 00:26:36,011 I'm gonna give it to you, what do you think? 568 00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:38,722 You made it, man. - I can borrow it, great. 569 00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:40,349 - [Darren] Well, you can have it, you know what I mean? 570 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,475 So... - I can have it? 571 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:42,517 - [Darren] Yeah, 'cause, well, we're gonna do 572 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:43,477 that Macbeth thing, right? 573 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,853 So I thought if... 574 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:47,022 - well I'm, I'm getting the car fixed in two weeks. 575 00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:49,524 So I mean, I can probably... - Well, I know, but... 576 00:26:49,607 --> 00:26:51,944 - I can use translink for the time being. 577 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,445 - But why not, man? - Take the bus. 578 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:56,197 - [Darren] I'm giving you car, don't you want it? 579 00:26:57,198 --> 00:26:58,158 - Yeah, thanks man, that's great. 580 00:26:58,241 --> 00:26:59,534 - [Darren] Well, there you, 'cause... 581 00:26:59,617 --> 00:27:00,369 - thank you. 582 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,286 - [Darren] I'm just, I'm trying to help you out, man. 583 00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:02,621 You're going through a tough time, so... 584 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,456 - oh, wow, it's great, I like it, awesome. 585 00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:05,290 - [Darren] Good. 586 00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:06,541 - You wanna go for a drink? 587 00:27:06,624 --> 00:27:07,668 Back to the house? 588 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:08,502 I got scotch. 589 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,087 - [Darren] Well, don't you wanna take it for a test drive? 590 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:13,131 Like I'm giving you a, don't you wanna drive it? 591 00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:14,258 - Yeah, yeah, we can do... - just see how it rides? 592 00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:16,677 - Sure, we can do that, okay, all right, let's go. 593 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:20,097 Today we're improvising found footage horror scenes. 594 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,224 We're gonna be looking for locations in the forest 595 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,142 that are interesting where we can come up 596 00:27:24,225 --> 00:27:25,435 with interesting... - can you say something 597 00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:27,062 about me giving you the car? 598 00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:29,439 'Cause I gave you the car, so just, 599 00:27:29,522 --> 00:27:30,732 could you just say a little something 600 00:27:30,815 --> 00:27:31,692 about that. - That was like a week ago 601 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:32,985 that you gave me the car. 602 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:34,820 - [Darren] Well, I know, but it took you a week to use it, 603 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:37,114 which is surprising to me, but, cause it's, 604 00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:39,324 I mean it's a nice car, right, you like it? 605 00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:40,242 - Yeah, I told you I like it, 606 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:41,326 I like it. - Well good, yeah, 607 00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:43,287 it's vintage... - it's a car, it's a car. 608 00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:45,414 - [Darren] It's a vintage car, so I just. 609 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,248 - Vintage? 610 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:48,041 It's like 1994, '95? 611 00:27:48,124 --> 00:27:49,418 - '95, yeah, it's a '95, yeah. - I don't think that's 612 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:50,252 vintage, is it? 613 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:52,087 - [Darren] Well, 20 years, I think, isn't it? 614 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:53,797 - I thought '80s was vintage, no? 615 00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:57,801 - [Darren] Anyway, if you could just say something 616 00:27:57,884 --> 00:28:00,044 a little bit, something (Darren softly mumbling) Yeah. 617 00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:04,016 - Today, I'm out in the woods and I'm looking for, 618 00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:06,351 sorry, this part, sorry, dude. 619 00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:09,146 I gotta improvise it, sorry. - That's fine, yep. 620 00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:11,773 - Gerry Geraldson here, your number one horror man. 621 00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:14,401 If you watch as many found footages, oh fuck. 622 00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:18,280 Gerry Geraldson here, your number one horror man, 623 00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:20,365 and if you watch as many found footage films as I do, 624 00:28:20,448 --> 00:28:22,326 you know a lot of this stuff isn't scripted. 625 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:23,910 It's made up on the spot. 626 00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:25,203 Instead of using a screenplay, 627 00:28:25,286 --> 00:28:27,581 people just use a rough outline. 628 00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:30,250 Well, today we're gonna walk around the woods 629 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:31,752 and we're gonna look for environments 630 00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:34,129 which we can create scenes organically from. 631 00:28:35,922 --> 00:28:37,716 How was that? - Yeah. 632 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:38,925 - So, does your new girlfriend know 633 00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:40,594 about your ex-girlfriend? 634 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:41,511 - [Darren] What? 635 00:28:42,595 --> 00:28:44,348 Look, dude, why don't you just keep your nose, 636 00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:46,349 what's left of it, out of my business. 637 00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:49,185 - Wow, you're all class today. 638 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:50,854 - [Darren] What? 639 00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:51,771 - Nevermind. 640 00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:57,027 - [Darren] Why am I filming this? 641 00:28:57,110 --> 00:28:58,570 - In case we see something. 642 00:28:58,653 --> 00:28:59,780 - [Darren] There's nothing out here. 643 00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:01,573 We're not gonna see anything, man. 644 00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:04,868 - Yeah, well, last time we saw a bear. 645 00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:08,080 That was the highlight of the day. 646 00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:11,249 - [Darren] No, I think me coming at you with an ax 647 00:29:11,332 --> 00:29:13,460 and you running away like a scared little school girl, 648 00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:15,962 that was the highlight there, buddy. 649 00:29:16,045 --> 00:29:16,880 - Yeah. 650 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:27,432 (Flask top softly opens) 651 00:29:27,515 --> 00:29:29,434 Why you gotta drink all the time? 652 00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:32,520 - [Darren] Don't worry about it. 653 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,483 - You gonna tell that to the cops when they pull you over? 654 00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:39,319 - [Darren] I said don't worry about it. 655 00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:42,614 How long are we gonna walk? 656 00:29:42,697 --> 00:29:44,533 I'm tired. - Until we find something 657 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:47,619 that we can create a scene organically, 658 00:29:47,702 --> 00:29:49,162 something in the environment. 659 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:51,123 - [Darren] Won't find anything out here, 660 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,166 there's nothing out here, it's woods. 661 00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:57,337 - Oh yeah? 662 00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:00,549 What's that? 663 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,092 - [Darren] What's what? 664 00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:03,802 - That over there. 665 00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:04,802 - [Darren] Where? 666 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:06,471 - There. 667 00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:12,977 Is that a body? 668 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,397 Shit, that looks like someone's a leg. 669 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:22,445 Oh yeah, well, with covid and the housing crisis, 670 00:30:23,404 --> 00:30:25,448 there's more and more people living out here. 671 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:33,706 Hello? 672 00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:37,669 Anyone home? 673 00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:42,382 Anyone... 674 00:30:43,591 --> 00:30:44,425 Homeless? 675 00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:50,139 Hey, check it out, man, pine needles. 676 00:30:52,850 --> 00:30:54,727 Yeah, it looks like a happy birthday. 677 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:03,487 - [Darren] What is this, man? 678 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:05,822 Looks like the downtown east side. 679 00:31:05,905 --> 00:31:07,532 - They got voodoo down there? 680 00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:08,616 Hey, check this out. 681 00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:10,618 Come here. 682 00:31:12,245 --> 00:31:13,330 I thought it was someone's house, 683 00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:17,125 but it looks like it's someone's temple. 684 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:22,922 Hey, man, got a lighter? 685 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,258 - [Darren] No, I don't have a lighter. 686 00:31:25,341 --> 00:31:26,760 - No? 687 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:28,761 It's okay, I got one. 688 00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:30,514 - [Darren] What are you doing, man? 689 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:31,890 Don't, don't like those. 690 00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:32,807 - Why not? 691 00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:34,851 - [Darren] You know what that is? 692 00:31:34,934 --> 00:31:38,480 - Oh, man, it's just a bunch of bullshit, okay? 693 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:40,732 - [Darren] Yeah, come on, we should get out of here. 694 00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:41,566 - Darren... - don't do that. 695 00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:42,483 - Darren, 696 00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:45,362 are you drunk? 697 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:46,613 Are you? 698 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:47,864 - [Darren] No, I'm not drunk. 699 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:49,574 Are you drunk? 700 00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:54,871 Remind me of my uncle, that nose of yours. 701 00:31:54,954 --> 00:31:56,790 My uncle had cirrhosis of the liver, man. 702 00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:59,500 See it in his fucking nose, don't do that. 703 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:03,087 Come on, let's go. 704 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,768 - Really, you never told me about that uncle of yours, huh? 705 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:20,146 Cirrhosis of the liver, really, yeah? 706 00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:22,107 - [Darren] Yeah. 707 00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:23,984 - Yeah? - Yeah. 708 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:25,193 - Wasn't skin cancer? 709 00:32:26,235 --> 00:32:28,446 He didn't have skin cancer, did he? 710 00:32:28,529 --> 00:32:30,782 - [Darren] I don't know, man, might've. 711 00:32:30,865 --> 00:32:32,200 - You don't know? 712 00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:33,451 - [Darren] No, I don't know. 713 00:32:33,534 --> 00:32:35,662 - All right, let's go man. 714 00:32:35,745 --> 00:32:36,496 - [Darren] All right, let's go. 715 00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:37,455 - If you wanna go, let's go. - No, let's go. 716 00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:39,624 - [Gerry] Okay, we'll go. 717 00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:42,669 All right, Darren. 718 00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:44,129 - [Darren] Uh-huh? 719 00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:47,590 - You ever think what would happen if that 720 00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:51,469 bear had just like turned on us 721 00:32:52,595 --> 00:32:54,472 the other day in the woods, you know? 722 00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:56,349 We're deep in the woods, 723 00:32:56,432 --> 00:32:57,892 you ever think about that? - No, no. 724 00:32:57,975 --> 00:32:59,811 - Fucking huh? 725 00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:00,687 - [Darren] Fuck, man. 726 00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:01,521 - You ever think about what would happened 727 00:33:01,604 --> 00:33:03,773 if I just decided to turn on you right now, huh? 728 00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:05,692 What would you do? 729 00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:07,485 Come on, tell me what you'd do. 730 00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:09,696 What would you fucking do, man, huh? 731 00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:10,739 - Wouldn't do a fucking thing, man. 732 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:11,573 What are you doing? - No? 733 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,325 - What you getting at? - I don't know. 734 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:14,492 Come on man! 735 00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:15,535 You want me to fucking... - holy fuck. 736 00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:16,369 - [Gerry] You want me to fucking kick 737 00:33:16,452 --> 00:33:17,579 your fucking head in, huh? - Fucking, dude, no. 738 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:18,413 Fuck off, dude. - You scared? 739 00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:19,247 You look fucking scared. 740 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:20,373 - Fuck off, dude. - How's this, huh? 741 00:33:20,456 --> 00:33:21,416 - Fuck off. 742 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:22,250 - [Gerry] You need jump scares, Darren, huh? 743 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,293 - Just fuck off. 744 00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:24,127 What's the matter with you? - How effective 745 00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:25,503 are jump scares, huh? 746 00:33:25,586 --> 00:33:27,047 - The matter with you? 747 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:28,006 - [Gerry] What's the matter with me, huh? 748 00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:29,966 - Fuck off, dude. - We got skin cancer, huh? 749 00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:31,134 I had skin cancer. 750 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:33,261 Get out of here, dude. - You know, fuck you 751 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:34,638 and your whole fucking found footage. 752 00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:36,306 - [Gerry] Just get out of here, pal. 753 00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:37,140 - Yeah, I'm going. 754 00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:38,808 - [Gerry] Go, get goin'. 755 00:33:38,891 --> 00:33:40,769 - Little powder on that fucking nose of yours. 756 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:43,187 Fuck you, fuck off, fuck off. 757 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:45,815 Done with you, man. 758 00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:51,946 - It's October 31st, 2020. 759 00:33:52,905 --> 00:33:54,491 It's taken me almost two years to be able 760 00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:56,367 to look into this camera lens again. 761 00:33:58,411 --> 00:34:01,665 Today's the day I sever my friendship with Darren. 762 00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,500 And if he ever crosses me again, 763 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:05,585 I'm goin' sever a lot more than that. 764 00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:12,800 I can turn it on or off anytime I want. 765 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,638 I've explored the comedy with Gerald Gerald Geraldson. 766 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:19,224 And if he ever fucks with me again, 767 00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:20,933 I'm gonna explore the murder too. 768 00:34:22,268 --> 00:34:24,312 Well, it's gonna be dark soon. 769 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:28,149 It makes sense to shoot the improvisation in the dark, 770 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:31,778 but I don't have my new video light with me. 771 00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:34,405 So back to the car it is. 772 00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:50,088 I really can't stress enough the importance 773 00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:51,589 of working with good people. 774 00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:55,384 If I'm not mistaken, 775 00:34:59,013 --> 00:35:00,681 it's around here somewhere. 776 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:05,645 Ah, 777 00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:07,980 there you are. 778 00:35:09,315 --> 00:35:10,691 Hey, hello? 779 00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:14,237 Hey, anybody there? 780 00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:29,085 (Thunder loudly crashes) 781 00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:32,338 (Rain softly tapping) 782 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:37,510 Let's say we talk to the other side. 783 00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:42,682 "No, no, what are you doing? 784 00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:44,642 "Don't touch that, don't touch that." 785 00:35:44,725 --> 00:35:46,186 "Don't touch it, do you know what that is?" 786 00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:49,063 Yes, I fucking know what that is, Darren. 787 00:35:49,146 --> 00:35:51,190 Stop being such a fucking pussy, man. 788 00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:55,403 You're lucky someone of my caliber even speaks to you. 789 00:35:57,405 --> 00:35:58,239 Fucking punk. 790 00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:07,874 Well, 791 00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:11,628 technically you're supposed to use two people for this, 792 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:15,214 but I'm kinda like two people, so. 793 00:36:16,048 --> 00:36:17,300 I'll just use both hands. 794 00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:25,391 And I move from side to side, yes to no, yes to no, 795 00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:28,436 is anyone out there that wants to communicate with me? 796 00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:29,938 Anyone at all? 797 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:32,315 Anyone out there wants to communicate with me? 798 00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:35,651 Come forward, speak to me now. 799 00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:38,362 Does anyone want to speak to me now? 800 00:36:41,824 --> 00:36:45,245 Is there anyone in the spirit world 801 00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:46,996 that wants to talk to me, huh? 802 00:36:48,789 --> 00:36:49,707 Anyone at all. 803 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,084 Speak to me now. 804 00:36:56,881 --> 00:37:00,301 Yes or no, going once, going twice. 805 00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:03,388 Any ghosts, yes or no? 806 00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:06,516 Any demons, yes or no? 807 00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:07,433 Anyone. 808 00:37:13,522 --> 00:37:16,150 Okay, either I had a stroke or my hand just stopped. 809 00:37:22,823 --> 00:37:25,023 You know, I smoked some weed before I came in this tent 810 00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:32,250 And I didn't think it was very good, 811 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,419 but now I'm starting to think 812 00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:36,253 maybe it wasn't so bad, you know? 813 00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,342 Can I get a name, please? 814 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:43,594 Can I get a name? 815 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:47,390 Who are you? 816 00:37:55,982 --> 00:38:03,982 (Animals softly howling) 817 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:52,997 Oh, hey lady. 818 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:55,041 Lady, you okay? 819 00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:57,710 (Woman speaking foreign language) 820 00:38:57,793 --> 00:38:59,963 - [Gerry] Hey, hey, no stop. 821 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:02,048 Don't come near, okay? (Speaking foreign language) 822 00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:03,174 - [Gerry] What do you want, you want cash? 823 00:39:03,257 --> 00:39:04,467 I don't carry cash. 824 00:39:04,550 --> 00:39:06,094 (Woman speaking foreign language) 825 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,346 - [Gerry] Lady, you're starting to creep me out, okay? 826 00:39:12,391 --> 00:39:15,352 - I see him, he with you. 827 00:39:18,314 --> 00:39:19,565 - [Gerry] What? 828 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:23,987 Hey, hey, you fucking junkie, what are you doing? 829 00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:25,655 What you doing, put that down, hey! 830 00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:28,157 - [Woman] You're so ungrateful, Gerry. 831 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,867 You deserve to die. 832 00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:31,911 - [Gerry] Whatever, lady. 833 00:39:31,994 --> 00:39:35,873 Have fun living in your fucking bush home, you crazy bitch. 834 00:39:43,839 --> 00:39:45,841 - [Creepy southern voice] It ain't easy! 835 00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:54,809 (Gerry breathing heavily) 836 00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:58,312 Feelin' a bit empty, are ya? 837 00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:01,899 Not for long. 838 00:40:11,283 --> 00:40:12,326 - [Gerry] Thank fuck. 839 00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:31,137 (Mysterious sound lightly clattering) 840 00:41:16,390 --> 00:41:17,641 Get out of my bed! 841 00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:26,984 I know it's you, Darren, I know it's you. 842 00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:35,993 Don't mess around, man. 843 00:41:37,953 --> 00:41:38,787 What the? 844 00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:40,706 Shit. 845 00:41:51,425 --> 00:41:52,384 - [Man] Scared yet? 846 00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:03,103 (Footsteps softly thumping) 847 00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:20,163 - I can't really say why, but for some reason, 848 00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:22,373 laying next to this fake severed head, 849 00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:25,751 I don't know. 850 00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:32,341 It's probably false security, but I just feel more safe. 851 00:42:37,471 --> 00:42:41,475 I've had this thing here since 2010, 852 00:42:42,351 --> 00:42:45,855 it was made for me by a close friend, a dear friend 853 00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:48,816 who's a special effects artist and a ventriloquist. 854 00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:51,777 And we toured together. 855 00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:56,657 I used to keep this thing out on the mantel, 856 00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:57,866 look at it every day. 857 00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:02,496 After a while it started to creep me out a bit, 858 00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:04,206 as it should. 859 00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:09,378 It just started to remind me of my mortality, you know? 860 00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:14,133 But now, 861 00:43:15,801 --> 00:43:17,594 it feels like a pet, you know? 862 00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:23,017 Like a, you've heard of therapy dogs? 863 00:43:25,811 --> 00:43:28,939 It's kind of like a therapy head, you know? 864 00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:35,029 When I was a kid, I grew up on a farm. 865 00:43:37,197 --> 00:43:38,532 Then my parents moved out here. 866 00:43:38,615 --> 00:43:42,953 But before that I lived on a farm and I had a pet. 867 00:43:44,413 --> 00:43:45,247 And back then, 868 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:48,834 I was a lonely kid. 869 00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:52,755 Kinda like how I'm a lonely man. 870 00:43:56,008 --> 00:43:57,885 And that pet gave me comfort. 871 00:44:02,556 --> 00:44:03,474 Unfortunately, 872 00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:11,148 I think that the demise of that pet 873 00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:14,526 may have been the beginnings 874 00:44:18,405 --> 00:44:19,281 of this here. 875 00:44:21,158 --> 00:44:21,992 Of this head. 876 00:44:29,708 --> 00:44:31,710 I don't know if I want to talk about that. 877 00:44:38,258 --> 00:44:39,510 But sometimes I think 878 00:44:44,181 --> 00:44:45,307 it's all my fault. 879 00:44:48,727 --> 00:44:50,604 And what's happening to me right now, 880 00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:54,066 I fucking deserve it. 881 00:44:58,821 --> 00:45:01,448 It's the only way I know how to not give a shit, you know? 882 00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:15,295 Fucking nobody's gonna believe me. 883 00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:18,132 I can't call the cops. 884 00:45:25,806 --> 00:45:27,641 Did kind of a shit job rolling this. 885 00:45:30,018 --> 00:45:31,520 It's probably a good thing. 886 00:45:31,895 --> 00:45:35,399 With 36% thc, I can afford to lose some of the smoke. 887 00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:39,445 I don't feel anything yet. 888 00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:43,657 Holy fuck. 889 00:45:45,617 --> 00:45:47,828 I've never greened out yet. 890 00:45:50,747 --> 00:45:51,582 Okay, okay. 891 00:45:54,334 --> 00:45:55,794 So anyway, like I was saying, 892 00:45:57,129 --> 00:46:00,048 I don't remember what I was saying. 893 00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:02,092 Holy shit. 894 00:46:03,093 --> 00:46:05,930 Whoa. 895 00:46:06,013 --> 00:46:08,391 Whoa. 896 00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:10,017 Whoa. 897 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:12,395 Okay, yeah, you're okay, ger, 898 00:46:12,478 --> 00:46:17,441 yeah, you're (lightly chuckles) (Softly exhales) 899 00:47:04,613 --> 00:47:07,950 (Gerald loudly screams) 900 00:47:10,244 --> 00:47:11,912 Oh my god. 901 00:47:19,294 --> 00:47:20,212 Oh my god. 902 00:47:25,467 --> 00:47:28,637 I just dreamt that I slit Darren's throat. 903 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,400 I just dreamt that I slit Darren's throat. 904 00:47:42,818 --> 00:47:45,195 Who's that? (Floor softly creaks) 905 00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:49,324 Who the fuck is that? 906 00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:54,663 Don't fucking make me come around there, man. 907 00:47:58,250 --> 00:47:59,084 Gerald? 908 00:48:01,628 --> 00:48:02,462 Gerald? 909 00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:04,798 Don't fuck with me, man. 910 00:48:05,674 --> 00:48:06,717 I'm an honest man. 911 00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:09,052 I'm an honest man. 912 00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:17,102 You want to meet your maker, huh? 913 00:48:20,981 --> 00:48:22,441 (Floor softly creaks) 914 00:48:45,047 --> 00:48:46,840 So after last night's excitement, 915 00:48:47,924 --> 00:48:50,302 this video popped up on my desktop. 916 00:48:51,970 --> 00:48:53,681 I was able to find it this time. 917 00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:56,225 It was in the recycling bin. 918 00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:57,392 For some reason, 919 00:48:59,519 --> 00:49:01,229 it's the same one as before. 920 00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:04,024 - About two weeks ago, 921 00:49:04,107 --> 00:49:06,860 I come home around four o'clock in the morning, 922 00:49:06,943 --> 00:49:10,239 I'm drunk, (audience loudly laughing) 923 00:49:10,322 --> 00:49:12,449 My girlfriend, she comes stormin' out of the bedroom faster 924 00:49:12,532 --> 00:49:14,285 than a gopher in a gopher-hole gas fire, 925 00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:15,536 (audience loudly laughing) 926 00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:19,248 She says, "Gerald, what the hell you think you're doin'?" 927 00:49:19,331 --> 00:49:23,544 I said, "well, what's it look like I'm doin', huh? 928 00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:26,505 "I'm bangin' around pots and pans, 929 00:49:26,588 --> 00:49:30,175 "and I'm watchin' "evil dead" on one TV, 930 00:49:30,258 --> 00:49:33,178 "and "evil dead 2" on another, (Crowd loudly hooting) 931 00:49:33,261 --> 00:49:34,763 "At full volume!" 932 00:49:34,846 --> 00:49:39,851 (Audience loudly laughing and hooting) 933 00:49:40,227 --> 00:49:43,272 And she apologized 'cause she realized she was wrong. 934 00:49:43,355 --> 00:49:46,942 (Audience loudly laughing) 935 00:49:49,569 --> 00:49:52,906 - Today is November 2nd, 2020. 936 00:49:54,574 --> 00:49:55,909 This is my journal entry. 937 00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:03,375 It's happening again, 3:00 am. 938 00:50:08,630 --> 00:50:12,009 - I enlisted a homeless woman to murder Gerry Geraldson. 939 00:50:12,092 --> 00:50:13,093 She couldn't do it. 940 00:50:14,136 --> 00:50:16,513 It went against her moral turpitude. 941 00:50:18,014 --> 00:50:22,186 Then she apologized 'cause she realized she was wrong. 942 00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:25,064 (Gerald softly snickering) (Recorded crowd laughing) 943 00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:28,650 (Recorded crowd laughing) 944 00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:03,560 Door creaking 945 00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:35,759 Door creaking 946 00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:45,769 Ah! 947 00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:54,861 What the fuck. 948 00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:17,175 I'm going to die soon. 949 00:52:20,178 --> 00:52:21,805 Thanks so much man, I appreciate it. 950 00:52:21,888 --> 00:52:23,640 Yeah, okay, thanks again. 951 00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:26,017 Alright, see you later. Okay, bye. 952 00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:31,189 It's November 3rd. 953 00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:34,192 This is my journal entry. 954 00:52:34,776 --> 00:52:35,735 So there it is. 955 00:52:36,736 --> 00:52:38,113 There's the board. 956 00:52:38,655 --> 00:52:40,490 It's the same one from the forest. 957 00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:43,326 And I think I get it. 958 00:52:44,202 --> 00:52:45,203 Yes 959 00:52:45,954 --> 00:52:46,621 no 960 00:52:49,749 --> 00:52:51,918 I looked outside, there's no sign of a body. 961 00:52:53,044 --> 00:52:54,713 My Christmas lights are torn down. 962 00:52:54,921 --> 00:52:56,006 I leave em up all year. 963 00:52:56,673 --> 00:52:58,550 And I guess the're down now, that's good. 964 00:53:00,343 --> 00:53:01,929 Well, Gerald... 965 00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:04,052 I guess I'm in a real found footage movie now, huh? 966 00:53:06,224 --> 00:53:07,934 Well, you got one thing wrong, pal. 967 00:53:12,188 --> 00:53:13,148 There. 968 00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:16,902 That's better, fucker. 969 00:53:24,159 --> 00:53:27,162 Well, I got the car fixed. 970 00:53:27,245 --> 00:53:29,164 My friend, Jason, fixed it for me. 971 00:53:29,247 --> 00:53:31,625 He's giving me three months to pay for it. 972 00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:33,877 Now that is what friends are for. 973 00:53:35,378 --> 00:53:38,173 That's a good friend, great friend. 974 00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:44,846 Only I could also find a friend to help 975 00:53:46,264 --> 00:53:48,058 kill the monster living in my house. 976 00:53:49,893 --> 00:53:51,561 Now that would be a great friend. 977 00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:55,357 - [Darren's voice] I'll be your friend, Gerry. 978 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,609 You gotta be fucking shitting me. 979 00:53:57,692 --> 00:53:59,486 Such a thing as boundaries, Darren. 980 00:54:01,571 --> 00:54:02,823 What the? 981 00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:04,950 (Light softly clicking) What the fuck? 982 00:54:05,033 --> 00:54:05,867 Oh, this thing. 983 00:54:07,118 --> 00:54:07,953 Wait a second. 984 00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:11,999 Friend, I could use a friend, how the, 985 00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:14,459 how the fuck could he hear me inside the car? 986 00:54:15,460 --> 00:54:17,796 Christ. (Hand softly thumping) 987 00:54:17,879 --> 00:54:19,506 Cheap fucking products. 988 00:54:19,589 --> 00:54:22,926 Piece of shit, loose battery, what the... 989 00:54:26,262 --> 00:54:27,722 - We finally meet. 990 00:54:30,558 --> 00:54:32,644 You know what I hate about horror movies? 991 00:54:33,728 --> 00:54:34,730 - [Gerry] What? 992 00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:37,273 - How the killer always walks at you. 993 00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:40,694 - [Gerry] This is not happening. 994 00:54:40,777 --> 00:54:42,612 He isn't real, okay fuck, he's real. 995 00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:45,031 (Shoes loudly running) 996 00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:51,914 - Did you know that if you chop the head 997 00:54:51,997 --> 00:54:53,081 and legs off at chicken, 998 00:54:53,164 --> 00:54:55,041 you can use it as a football? 999 00:54:59,587 --> 00:55:04,551 At least until the guts fall out. (Softy snickering) 1000 00:55:07,345 --> 00:55:09,472 Well, I guess I'm alone right now. 1001 00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:14,269 Am I alone, Gerald, huh? 1002 00:55:19,190 --> 00:55:20,734 You're along for the ride, pal? 1003 00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:24,404 I hope you are. 1004 00:55:31,578 --> 00:55:33,580 I'm at my parents home. 1005 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,334 I don't feel any safer. 1006 00:55:42,005 --> 00:55:43,090 "There's no place like home," 1007 00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:45,508 don't protect you from the supernatural. 1008 00:55:49,137 --> 00:55:49,971 That's okay. 1009 00:55:52,807 --> 00:55:53,683 I have a plan. 1010 00:55:55,643 --> 00:55:57,437 He thinks he wants back in. 1011 00:55:59,355 --> 00:56:00,440 What he doesn't realize 1012 00:56:02,525 --> 00:56:07,280 is that there's only one Gerald Gerald Geraldson. 1013 00:56:08,364 --> 00:56:09,365 And he's right here. 1014 00:56:12,744 --> 00:56:14,079 Fuck is this doing here? 1015 00:56:15,622 --> 00:56:16,623 (Metal loudly clangs) 1016 00:56:47,654 --> 00:56:48,894 (Mysterious object softly taps) 1017 00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:20,186 (Door loudly creaks) 1018 00:57:24,941 --> 00:57:25,775 Gerald? 1019 00:57:44,961 --> 00:57:45,795 Darren. 1020 00:57:46,921 --> 00:57:47,755 - Oh, hey, Gerry. 1021 00:57:49,174 --> 00:57:50,854 - [Gerry] What are you doing here, Darren? 1022 00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:57,307 - I'm just, I'm checking out your security. 1023 00:57:58,141 --> 00:57:59,309 Not very secure here. 1024 00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:01,603 - [Gerry] Darren... 1025 00:58:01,686 --> 00:58:03,146 - only took me 20 minutes to get in. 1026 00:58:03,229 --> 00:58:04,981 You know, anybody could get in here. 1027 00:58:05,064 --> 00:58:07,275 - [Gerry] Whatever you're thinking about doing, 1028 00:58:09,527 --> 00:58:10,361 just don't. 1029 00:58:14,449 --> 00:58:16,618 - I just need a place to stay, Gerry. 1030 00:58:16,701 --> 00:58:17,619 That's all. 1031 00:58:17,702 --> 00:58:19,704 - [Gerry] I'm filming you, man. 1032 00:58:19,787 --> 00:58:20,705 - Sheryl kicked me out, all right? 1033 00:58:20,788 --> 00:58:21,748 - [Gerry] You do anything, 1034 00:58:21,831 --> 00:58:23,208 I'm gonna show this to the cops, man. 1035 00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:24,835 - I just, I need a place to stay, Gerry, 1036 00:58:24,918 --> 00:58:25,877 that's it, all right? 1037 00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:26,711 - [Gerry] Okay. 1038 00:58:26,794 --> 00:58:27,546 - I just got nowhere to go. 1039 00:58:27,629 --> 00:58:28,588 - Okay! Okay! - All right? 1040 00:58:28,671 --> 00:58:29,422 Sheryl kicked me out. 1041 00:58:29,505 --> 00:58:30,841 - [Gerry] Can you just put the knife down, please? 1042 00:58:30,924 --> 00:58:32,968 Can you just put the knife down, please? 1043 00:58:33,051 --> 00:58:33,885 - What knife? 1044 00:58:35,261 --> 00:58:36,054 Oh! 1045 00:58:37,430 --> 00:58:38,264 Yeah. 1046 00:58:39,933 --> 00:58:40,808 Yeah, no problem. 1047 00:58:42,101 --> 00:58:42,853 Yeah. 1048 00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:44,563 - [Gerry] Okay, all right. Let's just chill out, 1049 00:58:44,646 --> 00:58:46,940 let's have a drink, let's talk, okay? 1050 00:58:47,023 --> 00:58:47,858 - I can stay here? 1051 00:58:47,941 --> 00:58:49,276 - [Gerry] Just take it easy, well, let's just talk. 1052 00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:50,360 Let's have a drink, all right? 1053 00:58:50,443 --> 00:58:51,528 You want some scotch? 1054 00:58:51,611 --> 00:58:52,654 I got scotch. 1055 00:58:53,696 --> 00:58:54,739 - I don't want scotch. 1056 00:58:56,991 --> 00:58:59,786 - [Gerry] It's not like you to turn down a drink. 1057 00:58:59,869 --> 00:59:00,912 - Oh, you know how it is, Gerry, 1058 00:59:00,995 --> 00:59:03,539 when your house floods, you got nowhere else to go. 1059 00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:07,710 - [Gerry] I thought you said Sheryl kicked you out. 1060 00:59:09,921 --> 00:59:10,839 - I say that? 1061 00:59:10,922 --> 00:59:11,798 - [Gerry] You did. 1062 00:59:14,050 --> 00:59:16,010 - Then that must've been what happened. 1063 00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:24,686 - So how you doing Darren? 1064 00:59:26,312 --> 00:59:27,355 - Doing great, Gerry. 1065 00:59:28,523 --> 00:59:29,941 - Yeah? - Feeling powerful. 1066 00:59:31,150 --> 00:59:32,318 Unstoppable. 1067 00:59:35,154 --> 00:59:36,864 I feel humble, Gerry. 1068 00:59:38,366 --> 00:59:40,327 (Darren softly snickering) 1069 00:59:40,410 --> 00:59:42,662 - Well, I can't really relate to you on that, 1070 00:59:44,497 --> 00:59:46,625 except for maybe the humble part. 1071 00:59:46,708 --> 00:59:47,792 - Well, that's because you're 1072 00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:51,379 an ungrateful little pig, Gerry. 1073 00:59:54,090 --> 00:59:54,924 - Ungrateful? 1074 00:59:56,968 --> 00:59:58,303 I've heard that before. 1075 01:00:00,888 --> 01:00:02,390 - Really? - Yeah. 1076 01:00:02,473 --> 01:00:03,850 - How 'bout that? 1077 01:00:04,726 --> 01:00:05,893 - Yeah, how 'bout that? 1078 01:00:08,104 --> 01:00:09,481 - You got a bit of an attitude, Gerry. 1079 01:00:09,564 --> 01:00:10,607 You tryin' to start something with me? 1080 01:00:10,690 --> 01:00:12,651 - Well, you come into my house, uninvited... 1081 01:00:12,734 --> 01:00:14,736 - I'm a guest, Gerry! - Hey. 1082 01:00:14,819 --> 01:00:16,029 You're an intruder. 1083 01:00:23,995 --> 01:00:26,164 You know, the day you and I had that fight, 1084 01:00:27,123 --> 01:00:30,668 I ran into this crazy lady, this junkie, 1085 01:00:32,712 --> 01:00:33,671 out in the forest. 1086 01:00:36,174 --> 01:00:39,927 She was creepy, but I don't think she wanted to hurt me. 1087 01:00:41,929 --> 01:00:43,556 Just out of the blue, she said, 1088 01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:48,561 "I see him, he's with you." 1089 01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:53,108 I looked over to see what she was looking at. 1090 01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:54,359 When I looked back, 1091 01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:59,530 she was trying to stab me with a needle. 1092 01:01:01,366 --> 01:01:02,950 She's just coming at me, Darren. 1093 01:01:04,827 --> 01:01:07,122 - Well, drugs do strange things to people, Gerry. 1094 01:01:07,205 --> 01:01:08,998 - No, no, no, no, it wasn't drugs. 1095 01:01:10,166 --> 01:01:11,793 I could see in her eyes, she was coming at me, 1096 01:01:11,876 --> 01:01:13,461 but she didn't know why. 1097 01:01:13,544 --> 01:01:15,505 It was like someone else was pulling the strings. 1098 01:01:15,588 --> 01:01:17,674 It was right then and there I knew, I knew. 1099 01:01:17,757 --> 01:01:19,384 I mean, you were told not to play with that. 1100 01:01:19,467 --> 01:01:21,553 - Well, had I known it belonged to a witch, 1101 01:01:21,636 --> 01:01:23,971 I probably wouldn't have played with it, Darren. 1102 01:01:25,598 --> 01:01:27,308 I summoned something that night. 1103 01:01:28,184 --> 01:01:29,310 Something from within. 1104 01:01:31,229 --> 01:01:33,022 And I think it wants to get back in. 1105 01:01:35,775 --> 01:01:37,693 - Why don't you just let it in, Gerry? 1106 01:01:38,694 --> 01:01:40,279 - Because I cast it out. 1107 01:01:42,115 --> 01:01:43,074 Now for it to get back in... 1108 01:01:43,157 --> 01:01:44,909 - it needs you dead. 1109 01:01:47,328 --> 01:01:48,162 - Yeah. 1110 01:01:50,498 --> 01:01:51,332 Yeah, it does. 1111 01:01:53,292 --> 01:01:54,586 Do you know why you're here, Darren? 1112 01:01:54,669 --> 01:01:57,296 Do you know why you were in the garage a minute ago? 1113 01:01:58,506 --> 01:01:59,424 Holding a knife? 1114 01:02:02,718 --> 01:02:04,304 - I don't remember getting in, Gerry. 1115 01:02:04,387 --> 01:02:09,309 I remember, I remember I knocked on the door, 1116 01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:10,226 and then I, 1117 01:02:11,352 --> 01:02:12,311 and then I was in. 1118 01:02:20,361 --> 01:02:22,029 - Why are you filming this, Gerry? 1119 01:02:23,948 --> 01:02:25,408 - Because a lot is happening. 1120 01:02:27,910 --> 01:02:28,744 And Darren, 1121 01:02:32,498 --> 01:02:34,000 a lot more is about to happen. 1122 01:02:43,092 --> 01:02:44,010 - You know what, Gerry? 1123 01:02:44,093 --> 01:02:45,136 I'm gonna sit here. 1124 01:02:46,053 --> 01:02:47,305 I'm gonna drink my tea. 1125 01:02:48,806 --> 01:02:50,224 And then when I'm done, 1126 01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:52,852 you're gonna make me another one. 1127 01:02:53,769 --> 01:02:56,564 (Darren softly snickering) In geraldson tone 1128 01:02:58,816 --> 01:03:00,651 - Gerald Gerald geraldson here, 1129 01:03:02,570 --> 01:03:04,655 with another found footage, 1130 01:03:05,573 --> 01:03:07,783 "how to fuck up your best friend." 1131 01:03:08,826 --> 01:03:12,413 (Tools lightly clattering) 1132 01:03:13,539 --> 01:03:14,499 Christ. 1133 01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:18,002 Please, please, let there be enough 1134 01:03:18,085 --> 01:03:19,754 for one last application. 1135 01:03:34,852 --> 01:03:36,729 Well, well, well. 1136 01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:55,164 Well, 1137 01:03:56,165 --> 01:03:58,543 if it isn't my own shadow. 1138 01:04:01,879 --> 01:04:04,382 You expected me to crawl back in my hole? 1139 01:04:05,466 --> 01:04:06,342 Is that it? 1140 01:04:08,094 --> 01:04:09,720 I got news for you, son, 1141 01:04:11,222 --> 01:04:12,807 it ain't fucking groundhog day. 1142 01:04:15,893 --> 01:04:16,727 Hey! 1143 01:04:19,981 --> 01:04:22,358 You think you're the real deal, huh? 1144 01:04:23,901 --> 01:04:26,404 The real deal sittin' right here. 1145 01:04:27,488 --> 01:04:31,617 And he's got a full house full o' pure evil! 1146 01:04:33,869 --> 01:04:35,913 Why aren't you bound right now, huh? 1147 01:04:37,623 --> 01:04:39,584 I mean, I'm your god. 1148 01:04:39,667 --> 01:04:41,669 I'm your maker. 1149 01:04:41,752 --> 01:04:44,672 Say it, "you're my god." 1150 01:04:44,755 --> 01:04:48,218 Say it, bitch, "you're my god." 1151 01:04:48,301 --> 01:04:50,428 I want you to say, say it! 1152 01:04:53,055 --> 01:04:54,640 - He's not afraid of you, Gerry. 1153 01:04:55,975 --> 01:04:57,477 You didn't make him. 1154 01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:59,312 He's always been there. 1155 01:05:05,818 --> 01:05:08,029 He wants you to take the knife, Gerry. 1156 01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:17,496 Yeah, that's what I thought! 1157 01:05:23,711 --> 01:05:26,965 (Door lightly creaks) 1158 01:05:27,048 --> 01:05:30,551 (Leaves loudly crunching) 1159 01:05:36,849 --> 01:05:39,268 - [Gerald] What you doin' in my yard, huh? 1160 01:05:44,023 --> 01:05:46,568 - Is this a dagger I see before me? 1161 01:05:46,651 --> 01:05:48,778 Handle toward my hand? 1162 01:05:54,283 --> 01:05:55,952 If it were done when 'tis done, 1163 01:05:56,035 --> 01:05:58,538 then 'twere well it were done quickly, 1164 01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:00,748 if the assassination could trammel up the consequence 1165 01:06:00,831 --> 01:06:03,292 and catch with his surcease success, 1166 01:06:03,959 --> 01:06:06,962 but that this blow might be the be-all end-all here. 1167 01:06:08,631 --> 01:06:11,759 But here, upon this bank and shoal of time, 1168 01:06:11,884 --> 01:06:13,511 we'd jump this life to come. 1169 01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:17,307 In these cases, we still have judgment 1170 01:06:17,390 --> 01:06:19,559 that we but teach bloody instruction, which, 1171 01:06:19,642 --> 01:06:22,186 being taught, return to plague the inventor. 1172 01:06:23,771 --> 01:06:26,232 This even-handed justice commends the ingredients 1173 01:06:26,315 --> 01:06:28,776 of our poisoned chalice to our own lips. 1174 01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:33,406 He is here on double trust. 1175 01:06:33,489 --> 01:06:35,783 First, as I am his kin and subject, 1176 01:06:35,866 --> 01:06:38,411 both strong against the deed. 1177 01:06:39,036 --> 01:06:41,497 Then, as his host, 1178 01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:45,668 who should against his murderer shut the door, 1179 01:06:46,627 --> 01:06:48,671 not bear the knife myself. 1180 01:06:50,423 --> 01:06:54,009 (Darren softly snickering) 1181 01:07:22,246 --> 01:07:23,539 (Door loudly shuts) 1182 01:08:22,973 --> 01:08:24,016 (Door loudly clicks) 1183 01:08:25,392 --> 01:08:27,144 - [Gerry] Don't let him in, Darren. 1184 01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:29,397 You're much stronger than him. 1185 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:33,151 (Hair clippers buzzing) 1186 01:08:33,234 --> 01:08:34,819 That's it, I'm getting the cops. 1187 01:08:44,787 --> 01:08:46,413 Rippling sound 1188 01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:50,251 - are ya scared of your shadow now? 1189 01:08:50,334 --> 01:08:52,044 (Softly snickering) 1190 01:08:52,127 --> 01:08:55,840 For me to live, you must die. 1191 01:08:57,049 --> 01:08:58,801 - [Gerry] I'm not dying today. 1192 01:08:59,677 --> 01:09:01,762 - Well, we'll see about that. 1193 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,015 - I don't wanna hurt you, Darren. 1194 01:09:04,098 --> 01:09:04,932 - Okay sure. 1195 01:09:05,808 --> 01:09:07,477 What kind of pussy 1196 01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:11,480 gets beaten up by his own fucking imagination? 1197 01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:29,832 - Oh my god. 1198 01:09:31,584 --> 01:09:33,002 Oh my god, Gerry. 1199 01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:35,254 Gerry? 1200 01:09:38,173 --> 01:09:39,008 Gerry? 1201 01:09:40,968 --> 01:09:41,802 Gerry? 1202 01:09:43,721 --> 01:09:45,431 Oh, Gerry, Gerry? 1203 01:09:45,514 --> 01:09:47,725 Holy fuck, holy fuck. 1204 01:09:48,309 --> 01:09:50,477 Holy fuck, oh fuck. 1205 01:09:50,686 --> 01:09:53,397 Fuck, fuck, fuck, Gerry. 1206 01:09:55,774 --> 01:09:56,984 Fuck happened with... 1207 01:09:57,943 --> 01:09:58,778 Fuck, I gotta clean this, I gotta clean this up. 1208 01:09:58,861 --> 01:09:59,946 I gotta clean this up. 1209 01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:03,407 Holy fucking, I'm not going down for this, fuck this, fuck! 1210 01:10:03,490 --> 01:10:07,244 Gerry, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1211 01:10:07,828 --> 01:10:09,872 (Gerald gasping for air) 1212 01:10:16,420 --> 01:10:18,505 (Gerald softly snickering) 1213 01:10:29,099 --> 01:10:30,935 Holy shit, oh, man, I thought you were, 1214 01:10:31,018 --> 01:10:32,812 I thought you were fucking dead, dude. 1215 01:10:32,895 --> 01:10:35,856 Oh, dude, you're fucking bleeding, Gerry... 1216 01:10:38,943 --> 01:10:41,571 - Gerald Gerald geraldson here with another 1217 01:10:41,654 --> 01:10:47,910 found footage how-to stand up horror comedy video. 1218 01:10:53,415 --> 01:10:54,834 (Darren's shouting softly muffles? My nose! 1219 01:10:54,917 --> 01:10:56,835 At least he knew to bring extra batteries. 1220 01:10:58,253 --> 01:11:01,883 All right, now for some standup horror comedy. 1221 01:11:01,966 --> 01:11:04,010 Found footage how-to stand up horror comedy video. 1222 01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:08,013 Yeah, so, I dumped my girlfriend the other day 1223 01:11:09,181 --> 01:11:14,186 in the river, hey-oh! (Softly snickering) 1224 01:11:15,437 --> 01:11:16,063 All right, now for some standup horror comedy. 1225 01:11:16,146 --> 01:11:20,318 (Darren softly groaning) 1226 01:11:20,401 --> 01:11:23,112 Hey, how 'bout some observational humor, huh? 1227 01:11:23,195 --> 01:11:24,322 Yeah, so, I dumped my girlfriend the other day 1228 01:11:24,405 --> 01:11:28,200 you ever noticed how easy it is to botch a murder, huh? 1229 01:11:28,283 --> 01:11:30,786 - What the fuck? 1230 01:11:30,869 --> 01:11:32,705 What the fuck? 1231 01:11:32,788 --> 01:11:33,539 What the fuck? 1232 01:11:33,622 --> 01:11:35,458 Gerry, what are you doing, what are you doing, man? 1233 01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:36,584 - [Gerald] You know, Gerry was right. 1234 01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:37,794 (groaning) Hey, how 'bout some observational humor, huh? 1235 01:11:37,877 --> 01:11:41,005 Long shots. (Softly snickers) 1236 01:11:41,088 --> 01:11:42,506 Builds suspense. 1237 01:11:42,589 --> 01:11:44,175 - Gerry, what are you doing, man? 1238 01:11:44,258 --> 01:11:46,636 - [Gerald] I don't know if I can walk any slower. 1239 01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:49,513 - Gerry, don't fucking, fuck, we're friends, Gerry. 1240 01:11:49,596 --> 01:11:50,348 Gerry, what are you doing, man? 1241 01:11:50,431 --> 01:11:52,558 Don't do this, don't fucking do this, Gerry. 1242 01:11:52,641 --> 01:11:53,476 Gerry, what are you doing, what are you doing, man? 1243 01:11:53,559 --> 01:11:54,476 - [Gerald] Darren, 1244 01:11:55,936 --> 01:11:57,271 Darren, I'm sorry. 1245 01:11:57,354 --> 01:11:58,814 - Gerry? 1246 01:11:58,897 --> 01:12:00,816 Gerry? (Loudly grunts) 1247 01:12:00,899 --> 01:12:02,818 What the, what the fuck? - Die already! 1248 01:12:02,901 --> 01:12:06,322 - What the, what the, oh, fuck me, oh, fuck me. 1249 01:12:06,405 --> 01:12:09,241 No, no, don't do this, no more. 1250 01:12:09,324 --> 01:12:10,660 - And the winner is... 1251 01:12:10,743 --> 01:12:11,869 - [Darren] Don't do... 1252 01:12:16,081 --> 01:12:18,083 Gerry? (Loudly grunts) 1253 01:12:22,671 --> 01:12:24,965 - Now that's what I call a killer set. 1254 01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:41,273 Goddammit! 1255 01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:49,490 I look like a fucking disgrace! 1256 01:12:49,573 --> 01:12:50,949 (Softly snickering) 1257 01:12:52,534 --> 01:12:57,498 Gerald Gerald geraldson here with his first ever video blog. 1258 01:13:04,254 --> 01:13:05,798 Well, well, well, Darren, 1259 01:13:08,926 --> 01:13:11,595 looks like what's left of your nose 1260 01:13:11,678 --> 01:13:14,640 is my business after all, huh? 1261 01:13:14,723 --> 01:13:17,726 (Softly snickering) 1262 01:13:22,689 --> 01:13:24,191 (Door softly knocks) 1263 01:13:24,274 --> 01:13:25,026 Who is it? 1264 01:13:25,109 --> 01:13:26,652 It's me, David. 1265 01:13:27,277 --> 01:13:28,237 Who do you think it is? 1266 01:13:29,196 --> 01:13:30,989 - David? Oh! 1267 01:13:31,907 --> 01:13:34,035 (Softly snickering) Sorry, David. 1268 01:13:34,118 --> 01:13:35,452 I'll be right out. 1269 01:13:36,870 --> 01:13:38,622 - [David] Can you hurry up, please? 1270 01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:42,292 - Of course, David. 1271 01:13:43,001 --> 01:13:46,922 (Light upbeat acoustic guitar) 1272 01:13:54,972 --> 01:13:57,600 ♪ You're following ♪ 1273 01:13:57,683 --> 01:14:00,102 ♪ me around and ♪ 1274 01:14:00,185 --> 01:14:05,190 ♪ invading my dreams ♪ 1275 01:14:05,691 --> 01:14:08,235 ♪ you make me feel ♪ 1276 01:14:08,735 --> 01:14:10,362 ♪ as if ♪ 1277 01:14:10,821 --> 01:14:13,699 ♪ nothing is as it seems ♪ 1278 01:14:16,702 --> 01:14:21,165 ♪ count the days between your spots ♪ 1279 01:14:21,248 --> 01:14:28,046 ♪ and your mind, will you back off ♪ 1280 01:14:29,047 --> 01:14:31,842 ♪ let me live ♪ 1281 01:14:31,925 --> 01:14:33,469 ♪ my life ♪